BOO! (#2)

Tell me, what would you do if you were being chased by Michael Myers? You don't know?! Well then, I've got the book for you! "How to Survive a Horror Movie" by Seth Grahame Smith (the author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies). Sounds like a good book? Well, you're right! It will help you learn the how-to's, where-to's, when-to's (usually immediately), and who-to-go-to's of a horror movie. It's a really great book, however it has very lasting side-effects. While watching the re-make of A Nightmare on Elm Street (very good movie, Kellan died first... kinda sad.) I was thinking back to the book around every corner. I was finding escape routes, thinking of clever one-liners to hold Freddy back for as long as possible, I was even rating outfits on the "whore's-gonna-die!" level. (Not in the book, I just made that up) Well, anyway, read it. Your life may depend on it.