Wow.

Wow. I sure haven't posted on here in a while. Does anyone read this? Does anyone notice how stupid I sound? Anyway, news shows/music/movies that I need to promote:

Aw, fuck it. I'm too lazy. No one reads this.

Kuroshitsuji

Kuroshi-whatta? Kuroshitsuji! A.k.a.: Black Butler. Have you seen it? No? Get out.


Haha just kidding. But it is pretty damn awesome. And there's a musical. Yeah. TV, manga, and a musical.



SEE IT!



It' super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot.

This always makes me cry

Don't mind the Caps, I copied it and couldn't get it back to normal. This is so sad, it always makes me cry:
A BOY AND A GIRL WERE SPEEDING OVER 100 ON A MOTOR CYCLE DOWN THE ROAD
GIRL: SLOW DOWN,I AM SCARED
GUY: NO THIS IS FUN.
GIRL: NO ITS NOT. PLEASE, IT'S TOO SCARY!
GUY: THEN TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
GIRL: FINE, I LOVE YOU, BUT SLOW DOWN!
GUY: NOW GIVE ME A BIG HUG.
*GIRL HUGS HIM*
GUY: CAN YOU TAKE MY HELMET OFF & PUT IT ON YOURSELF? ITS BUGGING ME.
(IN THE PAPER THE NEXT DAY):
...A MOTORCYCLE CRASHED INTO A BUILDING LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF BREAK FAILURE. TWO PEOPLE WERE INVOLVED, A MALE AND A FEMALE, BUT ONLY 1 SURVIVED.
THE TRUTH WAS THAT HALFWAY DOWN THE ROAD, THE 18 YEAR OLD BOY REALIZED THAT HIS BREAKS WERE BROKEN BUT HE DIDN’T WANT THE GIRL TO KNOW. INSTEAD, HE MADE HER SAY SHE LOVED HIM AND FELT HER HUG ONE LAST TIME, AND LET HER WEAR HIS HELMET SO THAT SHE WOULD LIVE, REALIZING HE WOULD BE THE ONE THAT WOULD DIE.
It's worded a little funny, I know. But you get the point.

Aahhhhhh!

It's my birthday! Yay! :)

BOO! (#3)

Boo! Ahahaha! Halloween is almost upon us and I would like to take this time to make sure that you all are prepared. Prepared with a costume that is! Who/what/[where is suppose] are you going to be? Me?! Why I'm going to be JOHNNY DEPP of course! I've always admired Johnny Depp and often gone as a character of his. But this time, I thought, "Why not go as Johnny Depp?!" Cross-dressing never really bugged me anyway XD Aha, I kid. But Seriously, I've got the hat and outfit all planned out. I need to figure out the tattoos and hair though. Hmm... Well I have really short ahir, so I'll need a wig. I don't remember Johnny Depp ever looking amazing in a red-head-pixie-cut. :/ I'll figure it out! :D

BOO! (#2)

Tell me, what would you do if you were being chased by Michael Myers? You don't know?! Well then, I've got the book for you! "How to Survive a Horror Movie" by Seth Grahame Smith (the author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies). Sounds like a good book? Well, you're right! It will help you learn the how-to's, where-to's, when-to's (usually immediately), and who-to-go-to's of a horror movie. It's a really great book, however it has very lasting side-effects. While watching the re-make of A Nightmare on Elm Street (very good movie, Kellan died first... kinda sad.) I was thinking back to the book around every corner. I was finding escape routes, thinking of clever one-liners to hold Freddy back for as long as possible, I was even rating outfits on the "whore's-gonna-die!" level. (Not in the book, I just made that up) Well, anyway, read it. Your life may depend on it.

BOO!

Halloween is upon us as I'm sure most of you know. And I would like to know if you all have been to any haunted houses lately. Hmm... no? Well then! Well a few of my friends and I visited the ever-popular Creepyworld in Missouri. We still have the Darkness and maybe even spending a night in the haunted Lemp mansion. Well let me say that Creepyworld was not what they said it would be. It wasn't that scary, even with the three (three?) new attractions. Don't get me wrong, it was amazingly fun, just not pee-your-pants-"where's-my-crucifix?!" scary. Of course, my friend's mom was just flipping out, but the rest of weren't scared. Oh well, Darkness here we come!