This always makes me cry

Don't mind the Caps, I copied it and couldn't get it back to normal. This is so sad, it always makes me cry:
A BOY AND A GIRL WERE SPEEDING OVER 100 ON A MOTOR CYCLE DOWN THE ROAD
GIRL: SLOW DOWN,I AM SCARED
GUY: NO THIS IS FUN.
GIRL: NO ITS NOT. PLEASE, IT'S TOO SCARY!
GUY: THEN TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
GIRL: FINE, I LOVE YOU, BUT SLOW DOWN!
GUY: NOW GIVE ME A BIG HUG.
*GIRL HUGS HIM*
GUY: CAN YOU TAKE MY HELMET OFF & PUT IT ON YOURSELF? ITS BUGGING ME.
(IN THE PAPER THE NEXT DAY):
...A MOTORCYCLE CRASHED INTO A BUILDING LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF BREAK FAILURE. TWO PEOPLE WERE INVOLVED, A MALE AND A FEMALE, BUT ONLY 1 SURVIVED.
THE TRUTH WAS THAT HALFWAY DOWN THE ROAD, THE 18 YEAR OLD BOY REALIZED THAT HIS BREAKS WERE BROKEN BUT HE DIDN’T WANT THE GIRL TO KNOW. INSTEAD, HE MADE HER SAY SHE LOVED HIM AND FELT HER HUG ONE LAST TIME, AND LET HER WEAR HIS HELMET SO THAT SHE WOULD LIVE, REALIZING HE WOULD BE THE ONE THAT WOULD DIE.
It's worded a little funny, I know. But you get the point.

Aahhhhhh!

It's my birthday! Yay! :)