This always makes me cry

Don't mind the Caps, I copied it and couldn't get it back to normal. This is so sad, it always makes me cry:
A BOY AND A GIRL WERE SPEEDING OVER 100 ON A MOTOR CYCLE DOWN THE ROAD
GIRL: SLOW DOWN,I AM SCARED
GUY: NO THIS IS FUN.
GIRL: NO ITS NOT. PLEASE, IT'S TOO SCARY!
GUY: THEN TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
GIRL: FINE, I LOVE YOU, BUT SLOW DOWN!
GUY: NOW GIVE ME A BIG HUG.
*GIRL HUGS HIM*
GUY: CAN YOU TAKE MY HELMET OFF & PUT IT ON YOURSELF? ITS BUGGING ME.
(IN THE PAPER THE NEXT DAY):
...A MOTORCYCLE CRASHED INTO A BUILDING LAST NIGHT BECAUSE OF BREAK FAILURE. TWO PEOPLE WERE INVOLVED, A MALE AND A FEMALE, BUT ONLY 1 SURVIVED.
THE TRUTH WAS THAT HALFWAY DOWN THE ROAD, THE 18 YEAR OLD BOY REALIZED THAT HIS BREAKS WERE BROKEN BUT HE DIDN’T WANT THE GIRL TO KNOW. INSTEAD, HE MADE HER SAY SHE LOVED HIM AND FELT HER HUG ONE LAST TIME, AND LET HER WEAR HIS HELMET SO THAT SHE WOULD LIVE, REALIZING HE WOULD BE THE ONE THAT WOULD DIE.
It's worded a little funny, I know. But you get the point.

Aahhhhhh!

It's my birthday! Yay! :)

BOO! (#3)

Boo! Ahahaha! Halloween is almost upon us and I would like to take this time to make sure that you all are prepared. Prepared with a costume that is! Who/what/[where is suppose] are you going to be? Me?! Why I'm going to be JOHNNY DEPP of course! I've always admired Johnny Depp and often gone as a character of his. But this time, I thought, "Why not go as Johnny Depp?!" Cross-dressing never really bugged me anyway XD Aha, I kid. But Seriously, I've got the hat and outfit all planned out. I need to figure out the tattoos and hair though. Hmm... Well I have really short ahir, so I'll need a wig. I don't remember Johnny Depp ever looking amazing in a red-head-pixie-cut. :/ I'll figure it out! :D

BOO! (#2)

Tell me, what would you do if you were being chased by Michael Myers? You don't know?! Well then, I've got the book for you! "How to Survive a Horror Movie" by Seth Grahame Smith (the author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies). Sounds like a good book? Well, you're right! It will help you learn the how-to's, where-to's, when-to's (usually immediately), and who-to-go-to's of a horror movie. It's a really great book, however it has very lasting side-effects. While watching the re-make of A Nightmare on Elm Street (very good movie, Kellan died first... kinda sad.) I was thinking back to the book around every corner. I was finding escape routes, thinking of clever one-liners to hold Freddy back for as long as possible, I was even rating outfits on the "whore's-gonna-die!" level. (Not in the book, I just made that up) Well, anyway, read it. Your life may depend on it.

BOO!

Halloween is upon us as I'm sure most of you know. And I would like to know if you all have been to any haunted houses lately. Hmm... no? Well then! Well a few of my friends and I visited the ever-popular Creepyworld in Missouri. We still have the Darkness and maybe even spending a night in the haunted Lemp mansion. Well let me say that Creepyworld was not what they said it would be. It wasn't that scary, even with the three (three?) new attractions. Don't get me wrong, it was amazingly fun, just not pee-your-pants-"where's-my-crucifix?!" scary. Of course, my friend's mom was just flipping out, but the rest of weren't scared. Oh well, Darkness here we come!

Unsure-ed-ness

I'm not really sure what to say. I know I've been neglecting you and I feel bad for that... but Idk what to say. Hmm... decisions, decisions... OH! Yes, I'm in the crew for the play we're doing at my school (highschool now bitch!) it's called: The importance of being earnest. I've been up in the catwalk-- it's so much freaking fun! If you don't know what that is, FIND OUT! It's just too much damn fun. Bye.

I swear...

I'm going nuts! I think I may have a slight form of Schizophrenia... but then again, sometimes it just seems like multiple personality disorder. Lol there's so much wrong with me, I'm like Gibby. XD Oh... goodness.

ATTENTION-- THIS IS GOOD :D

Well it's good if that's how you view it. Why do I always start things out bad like that? Anyways, I would just like to express my love for the original Crayola Red Crayon. I don't even like the color red, but those Crayons are the shit! Other things that are red and awesome: SHOES-- everybody needs a pair of red shoes! LIPS-- Specifially. Not just red lipstick, but lips. Lol, Ik, what's the difference. Well there is one! And, BLOOD. Oh yes! Blood! And I'd just like to leave you with this note: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." --What WOULD have been in Ch. 4 of DSKR. Oh! Yes, I did it! I said DSKR. Ik, it's not really in the position yet to get that, but Idc! I'm rambling, just ignonre most of what I just said lol.

Crazy!

I'm going crazy, I swear. Picnik is practically blowing up, I'm abusing it so much! I've been making so many pictures... because I took so many! I stayed up until 4 a few nights ago (and after showering and pajamaing) I was fully clothed and made up. It was great! You guys should try it. Then, when I tried the next day, it didn't work. I didn't have the same glow I had the night before. But, that glow caused me to bruise half of my foot and cut three of my toes. It hurt like a bitch! I was skyping with Danielle and suddenly, I just flipped. It wa hilarious, but Dani didn't think it was all that funny. I mean, there were so many other gross and weird and funny things that happened, but I won't recall all of it. You'd probably vomit at one thing. It was awful. Let's just say that it involved my rat and waking up my dad at 4 in the morning. :) No, wait... :(

OMG

Check this shit out! I just made this...

This is my best friend Dani's (check out other posts about her lol) new book. She hasn't written it yet and I didn't even know the title when I made this. Infact, I made it like 15 minutes ago...

VF :)

VF? Yes! Vampirefreaks. It's an awesome Goth website. It's friendly and fun and helpful. It even helped me find my sexuality XD Oh, I'm funny. It's hard to explain it's awesomeness and I don't even want to mention the cults. Yes, Cults. No, nothing bad or satanic. Cult = club on VF. It's one of the best things I do on the internet. Okay, I'm not really into this anymore and I'm only putting my foot farther into my mouth. So... BYE! AND DON'T FORGET TO READ DR. SEUSS KNOWS ROMANCE!!!! :D

Sad news and praise

K, the praise is the easy part, so we'll start there. Yay! I got comments for my new story! Thank you guys so much! AND NOW THE SAD/BAD NEWS: I COULD SO be macking on the Danger Dame if I were only eighteen! DAMN. DAMN all that is sexy! (i.e. EA and her Crumpets) (And Johnny Depp) I was reading a review for one of the EA concerts and all of the awesomely hott things her and her BC's like to do. AND HOLY SH...CRAP. If only the parental unit knew... I prob wouldn't be going! XD HAHA! There's no need for them to worry about my sexual orientation! (or is there?) Sorry, TMI? Yeah... bye!

FINALLY!

Yes, I've done it. I've begun a story on FF. net Ikr? And it's really bad, so don't make fun. It's called Dr. Seuss Knows Romance. And he really does... Anywhose, it's under the name aviecanfly. Duh. It's really short and really bad so far, but that's just the prologue. I'm still working on the first chapter. I had no clue it would be this hard to write! I do it so well on here, in fect, I hold back! Anywhose, bye!

GET OUTTA HERE HERMON!

XD LOVE AVPS! Haha, WHo invited Boo Radley? (Haha, I have to read that book) WE'RE DOING THINGS AROUND HERE THE UMBRIDGE WAY! You butt trumpet! Ahh! Night Troll! I'm not a night troll, I'm a little girl! Wow, you guys gotta see the very potter sequel. OMG THE TAYLOR POSTER HAHA EVERY ONE HAS A TWILIGHT JOKE LOL

Avie can...

Do lots of things. But, I'm sure you all know from my past profile pictures that Avie can fly. Right? Or if you've read that awful poem I wrote on allpoetry .com But did you know that Avie can tweet? Well, she can. My name is Avie_La. Add me to your followers list and I just may add you :) Naw, I will. But, most importantly of this post, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN AVPS??!!??!! NO? WEll you should :) XD Bye!

I LIED. I BEYOND LIED.

The EA concert isn't sold out! AHHHHHHH *Jumps for joy and professes love of concerts* My computer can be soo dumb sometimes! You don't even know how happy I am! GOING TO BE THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!!!!

It only did us worlds of good...

To poison, leech, and purge. But really, I'm bummed. Emilie Autumn is having a concert very close to me. I even got the okay to get tickets. Within an hour, they were sold out and I couldn't get any. And now I'm very very very very sad. *Frowns* I'm listening to her music on youtube. I think I might buy some things EA related for retail therapy. Now I'm very sad. My bff Dani, (you know her) even agreed to go. I'm so sad. :(

Books

My friend and I (read the post below) (Yes, that's right) (Dani) (Who is currently redoing my SD room...) and it's going to be awesome. She's going to be the author of the first, I the beta. And we're both going to write the sequel. It's going to be about highschool and a girl in it. It's going to be her journal diaries and Dani insists that they be poems. Which I rock at! (www. allpoetry .com user- aviecanfly) (That's right darlings, I've changed my name.) So, I forgot most of what I just wrote (due to a headache) so I'm not going to say anymore. If you want to know more about it, PM me or whatever you call if on here... yeah, it hurts.

Dani

Dani is my bff in the whole widest world. (Except Cassidy-- but she knows that :D ) Dani is sitting next to me listening to Nickelback (Ikr? Who listens to that) Anywhose, we're both on our laptops. She's on Facebook, well I mean so am I, I'm just not doing anything. I convinced her to get on SD for the first time in forever. Tomorrow we've got our pregnant teen show. Did I mention that she's my Transylvanian cousin (You: For seriously? Me: Really? I don't know anyone from Transylvania!) (Except Elie Wiesel and some mysterious farmers who like to hang out w/ trannies) But she can't be my Lithuanian cousin, cause I already have one. (It's really my neighbor who's actually Lithuanian) If you want to know who these people are, just go back to my second post (Twinerds) and watch the video. Dani's Bella and Jonas (my neighbor) is Alice/ Jasper. Thanks for listening to my little tribute :)

Don't laugh...

K, so it's now 5:34 in the morning and I haven't slept in a while, so don't make fun if this sounds loopy. K, so I'm in bed watching Whose Line is it Anyway and reading my fave FF's, right? And this epiphany of sorts strikes me. I'm reading Twilight and I realized that if I were forced to hunt (me being a vegetarian-- human that is) I would so not be able to hurt either humans or animals. I would so be that one vamp who catches all the animals just to pet them... O__O Yeah, totally. Ikr?

So...

You know how Miss Suzie had a steamboat, right? Well, did you also know that Miss Lucy has some leeches? Well, I do, it's a song! By the wonderful and talented Emilie Autumn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYAiZuVSFu8 Try this, or if it doesn't work, just go to YouTube and search it! *Tea and crumpets for all!* *But not bloody crumpets, there'll be no cannibalism here!*

Here, there, and everyhair

I need help, K so, I'm not sure what to do with my hair. Here are the pics of my hair's progression:

Neglect

I'm very deeply sorry that I have been neglecting you, lovelies... I am deeply regretted to mention that I am stuck in summer school during the weeks. NO! I am not there due to not being capable of graduating! I am getting ahead in credits is all! So, please forgive me, I', not sure when I'll be available to post. I'm also stuck on Stardoll and FF, so gimmee a chat if you need anything. So, ermm... bye!

STAR UPDATE!

AHHHHHHHHHH SHOULD I SAY AHHHHHHHHH AGAIN? OH, WAIT... I got a video! *growls uncontrollably from rage* They gave away a Volturi Robe and signed poster (by the members of the Volturi) that I SO COULD HAVE WON. I knew every answer to the trivia, ESPECIALLY the one about Royce that even my mom didn't know. I'LL POST THE VIDEO SOON :) Promises and everything. *kisses and promises!!* (Like hugs, only better!)

Enter: The Twilight Zone

AHHHHH! A *STAR* (yes!) is coming to our city (loserville :P) and is promoting Eclipse! Jack Huston, a.k.a. Royce (Rosalie's fiancee before Emmett) AHHHH! Can't wait! If I get pics or something signed I'll post pics! AHHH! Again, AHHH!

Skype!

Guess what! I just got Skype! :) But I'm not handing out my name... lol if you want it, message me. i'm really new to it, so if you have any tips PLEASE help me :) sry, I just got. 10 min ago. Thanks!!

Just...yeah

Oh crap! That title doesn't look good! Well, that's because it isn't! I'm into Star Wars now and thought I'd mention it :) But my faves are the last three or technically the first three ... ONE, TWO, AND THREE! Better? Ew? Right? How could you not like the original better? Because of the one person that is the hottest and most awesome in those... OBI WAN! Ewan McGreggor is SUPER cute! *Swoon* Love him :) And he kicks some awesome Jedi a...butt

Of Balls, Births, and Bridge games, Hell, Hurt, and Hunger

Odd title? Yes! But odd singer? Well n..yes. Emilie Autumn! Awesome singer! But you shouldn't judge, I did...but that's okay :) I do it for you, fellow readers. I'm just that nice. Not... :) but you know that!

Hair dye and Sparkles :)

K, so I've doing a sort of make-over thing. And it's making me feel really good, so I've come to suggest it! I died my hair red (though I was already a redhead) and I've been more make-up (not to look better- I just like it!) And when at home I always (always!) Wear a sparkly hat and red platforms :) it's like Columbia from RHPS. And my make-up it like Magenta from it. And my hair (short and bright red) is like columbia :) so yeah!

I've just come to tell you...

How fabulous I am! JUST KIDDING :) It's from the movie of the week (MOTW...kinda like MOTU for any of you who know...) SHOCK TREATMENT! It's the (kinda) sequel to RHPS (Rocky, I recced it not too long ago) It's not really a sequel, so much a continuation. Like: This is what happened next; no plot) Well, not really. There's a plot, but it doesn't mean much. it's really cool and symbolic (in a funny way--not serious at all) There's lots of little things... honestly! Richard o' Brien really thought about it this time! Not just: Trannies and aliens... but I digress... :) Watch it! You don't really need RHPS, but it's even more funny with it!

Thought I'd mention...

I just watched The Crow. I cried so hard! And i never do! But, if you choose to watch it, I suggest you read it first, you understand it much more! Though, they both kinda have different messages, you know how Hollywood will do that :)

POEM TIME :)

Remember at the beginning of this blog how I mentioned that I would share poems with you? ...You don't? Well, go look it up because I did. (K, so you don't have to...) So go to this website: www. allpoetry .com (Don't add the spaces...) And search my penname; yes I KNOW! WTF? (write the formula) Why would she want us to read her own crappy poetry?) Just do it! My name: aviecanfly

No, it's not just for nerds!

I'm referring of course, (do I say that alot? [and yes, I'm going to keep using the term "alot" instead of "a lot"]) to graphic novels! Yes, book-type-comics in other words. I"ve only read a few, some X-Men, I skimmed Watchmen and my new fave: THE CROW. By J. O'Barr (James) Anyway, it's really emotional and sweet and (kinda) gorey, but totally worth the eighteen dollars! :)

IT'S SONG TIME AGAIN!

YES! It is song time, and you'll love it! The song that I am referring to is the classic: Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus. It is AWESOME! And a gothical classic. Trust me, any eldergoth with a brain would call you crazy if you haven't heard it! But I don't mean to sound mean or anything! :)

Yes, it's time for a DOUBLE FEATURE!

I'm referring of course to the Rocky Horror Picture Show! And this is how the message ran: It's an awesome musical about a scientist, a heroine, a hero, a handyman, a domestic, a groupie, a rival scientist, a creation, an ex-delivery boy, and a criminologist. (Yes, I know that) And don't forget those mysterious farmers... :) Anyways, just give into absolute pleasure and go see it! (Well, not see it, I doubt they still do that for midnight movies anymore...) Well I could come up with some more obscure euphemisms, but I shant. But I will say that Riff Raff is the freaken best! Lol!

CALLING ALL GOTHS!

I have a question for any goths out there (Nongoths and NotAGoths can also answer, duh!) What is your opinion of a poser? What is your opinion of an emo? I want to know your opinion! Mine is: Emo is not a type or stereotype of people at all. It is a type of music, in fact, I have friends that would be labeled "emo" that agree with me. Posers, (sorry in advance to anyone I may offend) are anybody who say things like, "I'm depressed and cut and write sad and dark poetry...blah, blah, blah!" So, I simpley must be a goth! No. Like Jillian Venters says, alot (yes, alot) of people who "are" goth deny it! You can too! Now go and comment my NotAGoths!

Stardoll!

I have a web rec! Yes! Stardoll .com ...No. It's not just for little kids, sillies. There are some pretty intelectual discussions in some of those clubs... o.O Yeah, no. But! It's a good spot to meet new friends and talk and dress up and do some other stuff that I can't think of right now! Go forth and enjoy Dearies! :D

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

Hallo! Ich heisse Avie! But you know that :). Do you speak a foriegn language? No? o.O Why not? It's really cool and it makes you smarter...like playing an instrument! :D

St. Patties

So why is it called St. Patties day anyway? Is this saint like famous or something? None of us could decipher it in my family. Not even my dad who is really smart!

Vpm

If you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you need to. You need to because you also need to see Very Potter Musical. And Very Potter Sequel! It's coming out this summer and it's going to be f*ck awesome!

Have I gone mad?

If you haven't seen Alice in Wonderland yet, you're seriously crazy! Its amazing!

Back to music

Okay, so now, I'm off of musicals (for now) and back here! My recommended song for the day is Wrathchild by Iron Maiden. You won't see much of them on here, I was just listening to it! Right now, though, I'm listening to Poker Face....Again, not too much! Just today!